Now For Something Entirely Different – C. Loving

Americans on the planet give a rat’s ass about this or they are totally bored by it. It is American football which is slow and played by giants that are going to be fat. Texas has had a couple of heroes.

Earl Campbell who can’t walk anymore. Ricky Williams turned into a druggie strange person. The old school guys were diffenrent. Jerry Seismore who is a sports commentator who can’t talk is a good guy. Ernie Koy was a good fellow. Bill Bradley was ok and then there was James Street who was a real estate guy. They all made a lot of money, or some of them did. I actually watched most of these games and talk about a great way to waste time. Meaningless mindless watching of television of sports is better than commercial television?

THE BOWL TEAMS
Poinsetta……………N.Ill 7 / TCU 37 “Old SWC win”
Las Vegas………….BYU 38 / Ore 8 “Yawn the Mormons again.”
N.O ……………….. .Rice 17 / Troy 41 “Aroz sin Pollo?”
Hawaii……………….Az.St. 24 / Hawaii 41 “Aloha, June Jones is a good coach”
Music City………… Clemson 20 / Ky 28 “Yawn two.”
Sun………………… OSU 39 / Mo. 38 “Ore State wins”
Liberty…………….. Hou 36 / s. Ca 44 “Cal is good.”
Armed Forces…….Tulsa 13 / Utah 25 “Mormons win, Mormons win.”
New Mexico…….. San jose 20 / New Mex 12 “A made up bowl for the New Mexicans.”
Papa John……….. SF 24 / E Ca 7 “Pizza for SF”
Insite……………….Tx Tech 44 / Minn 41 “Big Doce wins”
Chick fil……………Ga 31 / Va Tech 24 “Crapola! What is wrong with VT’s game?”
Outback…………..Tenn 10 / Penn St 20 “Joe Paw wins now retire will yah?”
MPC……………….Mia 21 / NV 20 “Snore.”
Motor City………. Mid Tenn 14 / Cent Mich 31 “Who against who?”
Emerald…………..FSU 44 / UCLA 27 “FSU Semiholes”
Champ…………….Purdue 7 / Md. 24 “Merryland Merryland”
Meineke…………..Navy 24 / BC 25 “Damn Boston College”..”John Siber still there?”
Independence…..OK.St. U 34 / Ala 31 “Grande doce wins and beats the elephant”
Texas……………..Rutgers 37 / Kan St. 10 “Texas Bowl? Where is that?”
Holiday……………Tx A&M 10 / Cal 45 “Aggies never fail to fail.”
Alamo…………….TX 26 / Iowa 24 “Texas actually showed up after awhile.”
Cotton…………….Auburn 17 / Neb 14 “Oh well.”
Gator………………Ga. Tech 35 / W. Va. 38 “West Va played well.”
Cap One………….Ark 14 / Wisc. 17 “A bore burner”
Rose………………USC 32 / Mich 18 “Hah Mich isn’t all that good. USC number 1? to start 2007?”
Fiesta…………….Boise St 43 / Okla 42 “Best game so far.”

Orange Louisville vs Wake Forest
Sugar Notradame (Touchdown Jesus is back) vs LSU (Hold that Tigre)
GMAC Ohio vs S. Miss
International W. Mich vs Cinc.
BCS Championship OHIO STATE vs FLORIDA

OK; I looked at it again. There are 32 Bowl games. That is bracket the first bracket of 32 Bowl games. Then it turns to 16 Bowl games, then eight, and four and two, and the championship.

From what I could count there are 24 teams with 10 wins or better: BYU 11-2, TCU.11-2 Ark10-4, Hawaii11-2, Cal 10-3, Wisc 12-2, Mich 11-2, Rutgers11-2, Hou 10-4, Auburn 11-2, WVa 11-2, USC11-2, BC10-3, VaTech10-3,Texas10-3,Boise St 13-0, OU11-3, Fla 12-1, Ohio St 12-0, Louis12-1, Wake 11-3, ND10-2, LSU 10-2,

So with the first round you get rid of the stinky bowls like the Champs, Texas, Motor City, Hawaii, Papa John, New Orleans, Las Vegas. and so forth. Second round you play the big ones again and so forth and end up with Orange, Sugar, Rose, Cotton, Gator, Fiesta, Alamo, Sun. The last game is in Iowa some place… Ames or some such in the snow.

Now then Ragaroos that is anal retention to the max. Iraq War, Sudan, Somalia, the government in D.C. no, no, no what is really important is this stuff. Or World Cup Soccer if you are from Estonia or Bali. Tour du France if you are French. Yea but here in the EEUU it is football not futbol.

Charlie Loving

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