Three elderly men are at the doctor for a memory test. The doctor says to the first man, “What is three times three?”
“274,” was his reply.
The doctor says to the second man, “It’s your turn. What is three times three?”
“Tuesday,” replies the second man.
The doctor says to the third man, “Okay, your turn. What’s three times three?”
“Nine,” says the third man. “That’s great!” says the doctor. “How did you get that?”
“Simple,” says the third man. “I subtracted 274 from Tuesday.”
Thanks to Diane Stirling-Stevens / The Rag Blog
Hey, that was nice. We can all use a break from the ‘cold, cruel world’ once in a while, and just have a good laugh.
Another one I also liked was the guy going to the social security office to make a claim for SSI. He’s in his 60’s; he meets up with a nice young gal at the front desk, and fills out his application.
Once he waits; all is ready, he discovers he’s left his social security card at home, so he offers to show her the gray hairs on his chest, and reminds her about the lack of hair on his aging head.
The gal accommodates him, and he gets his application and approval completed.
The guy gets home; tells his wife about the incident.
The old fella says, “Hey, I just showed her the gray hair on my chest, and she approved my social security application immediately!”
His wife looks up from her newspaper and says back, “Hell, if you’d dropped your drawers, you’d have gotten disability too!”
Time to hit the hay – it’s been a busy day for us all. Diane