Northwest Pilot Show : Dreamliner Bedtime Story?

Graphic by Larry Ray / The Rag Blog

Northwest’s dreamy flight includes bedtime fairytale

By Larry Ray / The Rag Blog / October 26, 2009

Last Wednesday, Oct. 21, Delta-Northwest Airlines flight 188 from San Diego to Minneapolis arrived an hour late after the plane’s pilots somehow flew right over the Minneapolis airport and kept on flying eastward for another 150 miles, all the while failing to respond to repeated radio calls to them by air traffic controllers.

As of today the pilots are sticking with the story they gave the NTSB that they were “in a heated discussion about airline policy” and lost “situational awareness” when they flew past their destination at 37,000 feet. Earlier, over Denver, ATC got no reply from repeated radio calls on various frequencies to the Northwest pilots nor did other FAA centers till the plane finally turned around after overshooting Minneapolis. It looked enough like a possible hijacking that National Guard jets were put on standby by the White House.

Regardless of what the two pilots are claiming to the press, the logic of what happened would seem very clear to most pilots, even a non-commercial private pilot like me, and especially any pilot flying under Instrument Flight Rules. Let’s consider a few things…

  • Airline pilots fly in a very structured environment. Flight plans with headings and altitudes are issued by Air Traffic Control centers; the plane is “handed off” from one regional ATC center to another further along the path the plane is following. Pilots cannot decide not to talk to the ATC controllers.
  • There is a relatively continuous exchange of flight altitudes and headings that is heard and read back confirming the information along the route. Aircraft radios are tuned to several different frequencies. Just picture several “phones” that can ring and also be used to call the ground. Pilots must answer any of them when they “ring.”
  • Every aircraft, private or commercial, must have a gizmo called a transponder that broadcasts a data string of four numbers which clearly identify the plane on radar. So while the Northwest airplane had “phones ringing” which they weren’t answering, the ATC could see exactly where the plane was on their radar screens.
  • Some very basic things a pilot is supposed to do include never flying with less than 8 hours between drinking alcohol and takeoff time, “bottle to throttle” time, and never ignoring and always acknowledging radio instructions from ATC.
  • So, we have to ask. Why didn’t anyone answer any of the several “phones ringing” in their headsets or over the cockpit radio speakers? Back on the ground, why would you not get an answer when you call a close friend whom you know is at home? Phone off the hook? Phone ring volume turned way down too low while friend is watching something really great on TV? Or, the TV show was too long and boring and your friend dozed off, not hearing the phone? Or they could have had an accident?
  • When would they finally hear the phone and answer it? If they finally wake up from their snooze having faintly heard the phone ringing? Or if the police and ambulance you sent are banging on the door, while the phone is ringing?

Airline pilots almost always only physically fly the airplane during takeoff, and landing. After climbing out to altitude the “flight plan” is keyed into the autopilot computer which does all the long course leg flying. If ATC changes their flight plan while they are up at assigned altitude they just key in the changes in heading and altitude and the plane’s system flies the changes very smoothly and efficiently. They then usually only physically take control to land after being cleared to descend and land by ATC. Of course bad weather flying may require the pilot to take over to skirt thunderstorms and such.

Most of the descent is routinely programmed into the computer as well, with the pilot taking the controls when on final to land. Most passengers do not know that many of today’s modern aircraft have automatic landing systems where the plane’s flight controls and throttles are all computer controlled. This allows once impossible landings through thick soupy rain and fog right to touchdown. Many larger airliners even have a “full stop ” landing capability that flies the plane to touchdown, steers it straight on the runway heading, slows it down and applies brakes to a full stop if that capability is ever necessary. Pilots are still in total command, but the new capabilities make life lots easier when needed.

So, with all this considered, an intense cockpit conversation about union rules and inequities that lasted from Denver to beyond Minneapolis, drowning out all the radio, email and data messages would have had to be compelling dialogue worthy of Shakespeare.

Airline bean counters in recent years have been combating increasing fuel and operational costs by tightening up flight schedules and pilot-crew pay. FAA-required rest and sleep times have been complied with only on paper in many instances. The real world includes airport-motel flight crew travel times, time to eat, getting restful sleep, waking up way too early, showering and dressing and making it to back the airport on time. Too frequently this stretches FAA requirements way too thinly. Not enough actual beneficial sleep, which is cumulative, can make pilots tired and less sharp. This reportedly is all too frequently becoming routine.

Imagine, a little before Flight 188 reached Denver, the Captain says to the First Officer in the right seat, “Charlie, I’m really beat and may be coming down with a damned cold. How about taking it while I get a couple of minutes sleep?” First Officer, Charlie, says, “Sure Skipper, I’ve got it. Great weather, smooth air, so catch a couple winks.” This is prohibited by the FAA for U.S. airlines.

Then with the familiar crackle of radio chatter the only distraction in the cockpit, good old Charlie, who is more worn out than the Captain, starts to nod a little, then a little more and soon he is out cold, deeply asleep. And neither pilot wakes up till a flight attendant bangs on the door or repeatedly clangs the little intercom chime in the cockpit.

It is not reasonable that pilots, knowing they really screwed up, are going to tell authorities or the press right off the bat that they went to sleep with 144 passengers on board. They will stonewall it, futilely hoping their Airline Pilots Association lawyers can intervene with the NTSB and FAA and possibly get them off with a suspension from flying for a few months instead of losing their licenses and hard earned “type ratings” certifying them to pilot multiple models of airliners. A life’s worth of training and experience snoozed away is too tough to accept.

The pilots’ attorneys know this story will quickly fall off the TV news radar screen and be replaced with some other bizarre event. Just a few days before this latest Delta-Northwest Airlines bizarre story, one of Delta’s airliners landed in Atlanta at 6:o3 AM on a taxiway instead of the runway. Fortunately no one was taxiing as they landed. Because of dominating political news, that equally incredible story didn’t get the big play this mystery pilot story is getting.

Perhaps my oft-mentioned “two-headed mule,” will appear on CNN with each head actually making speech-like utterances as if they were talking, one head delivering one sentence with the other head picking up the next mulish garble. But on second thought, that may not be novel enough even for CNN. . . that kind of thing is seen constantly on cable newscasts. But with two human “co-anchor” talking heads which have nicer hair and sometime even speak intelligibly as they divide the news commentary, one line for him, then next for her.

Nothing would delight me more than to be completely blindsided with some astounding revelation from the NTSB and FAA investigations of the errant Northwest Airlines flight that exonerates the Captain and Charlie. Interestingly, Northwest is supposed to be the first North American carrier operating the new 787 Boeing “Dreamliner”… maybe this was a secret test flight?

If the pilots are exonerated, I will certainly post a new article on such findings… unless I get completely distracted with news of a real live two headed mule somewhere.

UPDATE: Monday, Oct 26, 6:25 p.m.

Breaking news now tells us that Captain Timothy Cheney and First Officer Richard Cole are telling investigators that instead of having had a “heated discussion” they had broken out their laptop computers and the junior officer was showing the Captain how to use a new computerized crew-scheduling system being introduced by Delta-Northwest where pilots now put in “bids” by computer for the flights they prefer.

The picture is now not napping pilots, but pilots totally absorbed in their laptops with no idea where they were, and not even using their radios. Their cyber-seance was broken, they say, when a flight attendant knocked on the door and asked what their estimated arrival time was. By then, at 37,000 feet they were more than 100 miles beyond their destination.

At this point would you rather have had pilots sleeping, or pilots totally unaware of radio communication or where the plane was while they were fully awake? Talk about people using their cell phones and texting while driving!

There still remains the question as to whether they really were, in fact, asleep or now have hatched a new, still hard to believe cover story about being totally absorbed in their laptop computers, which is also against regulations. Stay tuned.

[Retired journalist Larry Ray is a Texas native and former Austin television news anchor. He also posts at The iHandbill.]

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8 Responses to Northwest Pilot Show : Dreamliner Bedtime Story?

  1. Jeff says:

    A truly intelligent and very funny essay, thanks!!

    I think if these guys were arguing over company policy, it just might have been an argument about “what management will do to us—for this!!”

  2. Steve Russell says:

    Kind of mind-boggling, since the government keeps reminding us we are “post-9-11,” that the plane could be out of touch that long without the FAA notifying the military.

  3. Anonymous says:

    other possibilities:

    – sex
    – drugs
    – sex and drugs
    – secret FAA/NORAD test
    – poisoned airline peanuts
    – Aliens!

  4. Anonymous says:

    I thought news reports said the plane flew 500 mi further than its intended destination??

    Sex, drugs, possibly rock’n’roll??

  5. UPDATE OCT. 27th 5:00 PM************
    The FAA didn’t buy any the the pilots’ explanations, and certainly not their telling them that they “. . . heard voices on their radio but ignored them,” and in a rarely done, severe move, the FAA revoked both pilot’s licenses. They have 10 days to appeal but also remain suspended by parent company Delta, pending results of an ongoing NTSB investigation.

    Looks like they will now be using their computers for job hunting along with millions of other unemployed Americans. And as for piloting paying passengers again any time soon, or ever, that looks remote.

    It would seem that even using a laptop, one could hardly miss seeing the two weather and flight path radars in front of each pilot when looking up.

    It seems to boil down to if there any excuse at all for pilots putting their minds, as well as an Airbus A-320, on autopilot while air traffic control was desperately trying to contact them?

    Have these pilots forgotten what the last airliner that didn’t reply to urgent ATC calls, and was flying in the wrong place did on September 11th 2001?

    Larry

  6. Anonymous says:

    They are using their laptops and surfing on porn sites and masturbating!!!

  7. The Mole says:

    Well written, Larry! I think you and Judge Russell have it nailed – their minds were somewhere else than “well ahead of the aircraft”.

    I’m a Private pilot Cessna-Piper driver, too- I’ve logged lots of hours.
    I was always struck by the Zen-like state of consciousness I had to maintain, while my instructor snoozed under his unfolded newspaper. You have to be in a mental place where the SLIGHTEST shake of a needle grabs you IMMEDIATELY. We usually turned the radios down too, but never so far that hearing our callsign wouldn’t INSTANTLY grab our attention.

    So here we have 2 veteran pilots. Lulled by Iron George’s (the autopilot) smooth flying, they were not paying attention to the airplane! THE Cardinal Sin!

    Similar instances abound in airline flight- but then they’re HEADLINES! PILOT LANDS AT WRONG AIRPORT! PILOT LANDS/TOs ON WRONG RUNWAY! I feel for those guys, I really do. But flying ain’t golf- especially airline flying. NO errors can be Tolerated… NONE!
    But mistakes happen, and you don’t wanna take someone’s CAREER away for a slight, understandable error. But this error had ONE aspect that made it unforgivable.

    WHY WEREN’T THEY LISTENING TO THE RADIOS? They could have missed a crucial altitude change, a collision warning, something VERY important. THAT is why this case is a Ticket-Yanker, not just a Reprimand (been-there-myself) situation. I fly VFR, only talk to the Tower when landing or taking off- but I keep my radios on. Turned down to a whisper, maybe, but they’re on.

    So as Steve pointed out, the REAL sin here was their FAILURE to respond to radio calls.You can make a mistake- as long as
    everybody survives it- but you MUST ALWAYS be rousable on the radio. Neither the airline nor ATC knew what was happening! If ALL your radios fail (highly unlikely in an airliner), there are ways to signal that. But here, after all those unanswered calls, they were thinking “Runaway plane! Maybe hijacked! Maybe the crew’s incapacitated!” Fighters were rolled out, ready to scramble and intercept them, the airline couldn’t acount for one of its flights, Air Traffic Control was going WILD -“We have a runaway flight that’s not talking to us!”

    THAT couldn’t be ignored, THAT was the Unforgivable Mistake. You’ll be forgiven if you miss a checkpoint, or fly a longer route than intended- but the Ground People MUST know what’s going on!

    Here, ONLY when they picked up the mike, were they SURE that that flight was OK and not a National Emergency. The FIRST thing the 911 swine did was turn off the radios. The FIRST indication that Payne Stewart’s Learjet had decompressed and killed everybody on board was its radio silence.

    So their sin wasn’t getting too preoccupied with that laptop and straying off-course while on autopilot. It was Falling Silent- in the face of REPEATED calls from the ground. That’s NOT forgivable now- it’s assumed to mean that something Really Bad has happened to that flight. After 9/11- it has to be.
    They could have fooled with that laptop all they wanted to, and deviated from their course- it happens. But when they turned the radios down and stopped answering or transmitting, I guarantee you that bells rang from the Pentagon to the nearest USAF fighter base!

  8. Sr. Mole is right on target. Thorne is so overworked I didn’t send him the second update to this piece with conclusions and a photo of an actual airline cockpit at night with some important instruments highlighted. If you are interested in following my last comments, go to my site at:
    http://theihandbill.blogspot.com

    I had a restored 1947 North American”A” Model L-17 Navion, 4-pace place retractable with sliding canopy . . . great solid old bird that was used in Korea.

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