Urgent Confidential E-Mail From Minister of Treasury Paulson

From: Minister of the Treasury Paulson


Dear American:

I need to ask you to support an urgent secret business relationship with a transfer of funds of great magnitude.

I am Ministry of the Treasury of the Republic of America. My country has had crisis that has caused the need for large transfer of funds of 800 billion dollars US. If you would assist me in this transfer, it would be most profitable to you.

I am working with Mr. Phil Gram, lobbyist for UBS, who will be my replacement as Ministry of the Treasury in January. As a Senator, you may know him as the leader of the American banking deregulation movement in the 1990s. This transactin is 100% safe.

This is a matter of great urgency. We need a blank check. We need the funds as quickly as possible. We cannot directly transfer these funds in the names of our close friends because we are constantly under surveillance. My family lawyer advised me that I should look for a reliable and trustworthy person who will act as a next of kin so the funds can be transferred.

Please reply with all of your bank account, IRA and college fund account numbers and those of your children and grandchildren to wallstreetbailout@treasury.gov so that we may transfer your commission for this transaction. After I receive that information, I will respond with detailed information about safeguards that will be used to protect the funds.

Yours Faithfully
Minister of Treasury Paulson

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4 Responses to Urgent Confidential E-Mail From Minister of Treasury Paulson

  1. Thorne, if you wrote this, I am duly impressed in your ability to SUM UP SO SUCCINCTLY what is taking paragraphs and paragraphs of dialog on a multitude of web-sites as they WARN US (or try to).

    Beautifully done! /ds

  2. All compliments eagerly accepted. However it wasn’t my work; Carl Davidson passed it along to me…


  3. It’s funny, except of course that it captures the situation so well!
    Great work, Carl D!!

  4. Cheryl says:

    So now we know Paulson’s secret identity.

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