Words From the Other Side

It can be insightful to watch what your enemy/opponent does and says.

The Architect Speaks
BY MIKE ALLEN/WASHINGTON

After maintaining a relentless optimism in the face of ominous polls, Karl Rove tells TIME why Republicans wound up taking a bath on Election Night.

At the White House senior staff meeting in the Roosevelt Room at 7:30 a.m. on Wednesday, Chief of Staff Josh Bolten thanked Karl Rove for his hard work in the elections, and the group around the big table burst into spontaneous applause. It was a much-needed moment of cheer for Rove, the President’s chief strategist, after Republicans lost the House and were headed toward the same fate in the Senate in midterm congressional elections that turned into a blue rip tide of voter ire.

“The profile of corruption in the exit polls was bigger than I’d expected,” Rove tells TIME. “Abramoff, lobbying, Foley and Haggard [the disgraced evangelical leader] added to the general distaste that people have for all things Washington, and it just reached critical mass.”

Exit polls showed heavy discontent with the course of the war, and Bush announced the departure of Defense Secretary Donald Rumsfeld the next day. But Rove took comfort in results of the Connecticut Senate race between the anti-war Democratic nominee, Ned Lamont, and Sen. Joseph Lieberman, who ran as an independent after losing the Democratic primary over his support for the war. “Iraq mattered,” Rove says. “But it was more frustration than it was an explicit call for withdrawal. If this was a get-out-now call for withdrawal, then Lamont would not have been beaten by Lieberman. Iraq does play a role, but not the critical, central role.”

And he does not believe his data let him down. “My job is not to be a prognosticator,” he said. “My job is not to go out there and wring my hands and say, ‘We’re going to lose.’ I’m looking at the data and seeing if I can figure out, Where can we be? I told the President, ‘I don’t know where this is going to end up. But I see our way clear to Republican control.’ “

Rove, who is Deputy Chief of Staff and Senior Adviser to the President, had long been warning in speeches that Democrats suffered defeat in 1994 after ossified thinking and an entitlement mentality took over the party: “What I was trying to say was: What happened to them could happen to us,” he told TIME.

[snip]

The Republican National Committee has been pointing out that a small shift in votes would have made a big difference. A shift of 77,611 votes would have given Republicans control of the House, according to Bush’s political team. And a shift of 2,847 votes in Montana, or 7,217 votes in Virginia, or 41,537 votes in Missouri would have given a Republicans control of the Senate. In addition, the party has calculated that the winner received 51 percent or less in 35 contests, and that 23 races were decided by two percentage points or fewer, 18 races were decided by fewer than 5,000 votes, 15 races were decided by fewer than 4,000 votes, 10 races were decided by fewer than 3,000 votes, eight were decided by fewer than 2,000 votes and five races were decided by fewer than 1,000 votes.

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Not So Fond Remembrances

What Rumsfeld will be Remembered For

He’s accomplished a great deal during his short time in office.

These banal desk-murderers are just too boring to really remember for very long. He’s like a Rotary Club assistant treasurer or something.

But he’ll be remembered for this:

As we know,
There are known knowns.
There are things we know we know.

We also know
There are known unknowns.
That is to say
We know there are some things
We do not know.

But there are also unknown unknowns,
The ones we don’t know
We don’t know.

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Perspective

This comes from an Iraqi blogger, outside, looking in.

US Midterms and Rummy and Iraq

I wasn’t particularly jubilant earlier today! I didn’t even follow the election results as closely as I should have: Bush was adamant to ‘stay the course’, the Democrats did not have a clear policy on Iraq. Some of them were even advocating the break-up of the country – a recipe for disaster…

But less than an hour ago this evening, and for the first time in more than a year, I listened carefully to what George Bush, the de-facto President of Iraq, had to say! It brought an unfamiliar warmth to my old heart to see that man, who brought so much death and destruction to my country, broken. He couldn’t hide that. It was written all over him!

Another of the President’s Men going down? Rummy, who had the President’s full confidence? Arrogant, murderous, contemptuous Rummy?

I am not a Democrat. But those two items made my day.

Can an Iraqi hope now? Perhaps a little.
Time for accountability? Dare we hope? Perhaps too soon for that.
The beginning o the end of a mad era? Perhaps too soon for that too.

To Americans I say: to see the man who has done so much damage to your country in that position in that press conference… I only have one word: Congratulations!

Your democracy may have many illnesses; you have a long way yet to go… but tonight many of you have shown the rest of the world that It and you are not dead yet.

In parting, I would just like to quote an American friend who wrote to me earlier today: ” There’s hope at this juncture, for a sane approach to assisting you Iraqi’s with the hideous mess we created for you. We aren’t all crazy over here … There are huge numbers of intelligent (non-hawk-whack-jobs) who agonize over what we’ve done to you.”

No analysis this time! That is good enough for me… for now!

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We Wonder Why …

After all, we all know that you lied from the outset. What’s the problem with just showing us the full Monty?

Iraq: the new cover-up
Martin Bright
Monday 13th November 2006

The government is withholding a secret draft of the Iraq WMD dossier that was never disclosed to the Hutton inquiry, the New Statesman can reveal. In a development that will stoke demands for a full parliamentary inquiry into the events that led up to the war, we can confirm that the draft was written not by the intelligence services, which had responsibility for the accuracy of the information contained in the dossier, but by a senior Foreign and Commonwealth Office press officer, whose name has previously featured only on the fringes of the controversy over Saddam’s weapons of mass destruction. It raises the possibility that the dossier originated with the government’s spin machine rather than the intelligence services. This secret draft may even turn out to be the foundation of the government’s ill-fated presentation of the threat from Saddam’s WMD, which Tony Blair used to persuade parliament of the case for war.

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Once Again, No Surprise Here

US was warned of Iraq chaos, says ex-diplomat
By Andy McSmith
Published: 09 November 2006

A former diplomat has revealed that the British mission to the United Nations opposed the policy of regime change in Iraq but was ordered by London to change its position in the lead-up to war.

The disclosure was made to MPs yesterday by Carne Ross, a member of the mission who resigned in protest at the Iraq war. He told the Foreign Affairs Committee that the US government was repeatedly warned by British diplomats that Iraq would fall apart if Saddam Hussein was toppled. But from mid-2002 instructions were received to change that view to fall in with the Bush administration.

Speaking in public for the first time since he left the diplomatic service two years ago, Mr Ross also confirmed suspicions that the Prime Minister made up his mind months before the Iraq invasion in March 2003 that the war was going to happen and British troops would take part. Mr Ross said when he was serving in the embassy in Afghanistan, as early as April 2002, British officials there knew troops were being held back in readiness for the Iraq invasion.

He claimed that when official documents from the Foreign Office are made public, they will prove that the view of British officials, repeatedly conveyed to the Americans, was that overthrowing Saddam Hussein would cause chaos.

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Zing !!

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Resistance Was Futile

This is an intriguing post from Eleutheros over at How Many Miles From Babylon.

Was?? Yes, was. You were assimilated long ago. In fact, likely as not, you are third or fourth generation Borg by now.

You are an artificial organism, although you mightn’t think it. You were made by machines.

You see, 100 years ago the world’s population was about 1.6 billion and unlikely to get much higher left to its own devices. Any number of things might limit human population, available water, arable land, amount of carbon available, amount of phosphorous available, etc. The thing that we ran up against about 100 years ago was available nitrogen. Although nitrogen is the most abundant gas in the atmosphere, it is doggedly reluctant to combine to form compounds. A little of it is fixed (combines with other elements, notably hydrogen to form ammonia) by lightening but for the past several hundred millions of years most nitrogen was fixed by bacteria.

[snip]

It might do well to note here that the idea behind mining fossil nitrates was not to make more human beings but rather to make hungry human beings into well fed ones. It didn’t work out that way, instead it made still more hungry human beings. This is a sad dance that has been going on for a century now. Every “advance” in agriculture intended to feed the hungry has resulted only in making a greater number of hungry.

We’d recommend reading all of his unconventional argument here.

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Throwing Stuff Over the White House Fence

Throwing Stuff Over the White House Fence
By David Swanson

On Wednesday, Cindy Sheehan, Ann Wright, Lennox Yearwood, and about 50 other activists for peace met up on the sidewalk in front of the White House. I brought along a box containing 6,000-some pages of names and comments: about 80,000 names with cities and states, about half of them with comments beside them. These were the names of people who have signed the petition at www.DontAttackIran.org. The media gathered around, and Cindy read the petition out loud:

“Dear President Bush and Vice President Cheney,

“We write to you from all over the United States and all over the world to urge you to obey both international and U.S. law, which forbid aggressive attacks on other nations. We oppose your proposal to attack Iran. Iran does not possess nuclear weapons, just as Iraq did not possess nuclear weapons. If Iran had such weapons, that would not justify the use of force, any more than any other nation would be justified in launching a war against the world’s greatest possessor of nuclear arms, the United States. The most effective way to prevent Iran from developing nuclear weapons would be to closely monitor its nuclear energy program, and to improve diplomatic relations — two tasks made much more difficult by threatening to bomb Iranian territory. We urge you to lead the way to peace, not war, and to begin by making clear that you will not commit the highest international crime by aggressively attacking Iran.”

We took the box of petition signatures over to the gate and asked the guard to accept it on behalf of the President. He asked Cindy to read the petition to him, which she did. Then he left and came back a few times, claiming that he was trying to find the proper person to accept it, but more likely waiting for more guards and Park Service police to show up.

Eventually we got tired of waiting. We handed a stack of pages to everyone in the crowd and asked them to stick them through the fence. Pages began piling up all over the White House driveway and front yard. Then a line of police officers stepped in the way and blocked the fence. So we began throwing pages, about 50 double-sided sheets at a time, over their heads and over the fence. This had the effect of scattering them more widely on the other side. I hope whoever had to pick up all those pieces of paper is aware whose administration destroyed the right to overtime pay, and I hope they read some of the comments. I read thousands of them. Many were angry. Many were polite. Most were passionate and pleading. Some were concise: “Iraq was our first mistake; don’t let Iran be our last.” Others went on for pages. People poured their souls out trying to educate and reform our President and Vice President. Instead they ended up decorating the White House lawn.

Here’s what the Associated Press had to say about this event:

“Activist Cindy Sheehan led about 50 protesters to a White House gate Wednesday to deliver anti-war petitions she said were signed by 80,000 Americans. The
California woman, whose son was killed in Iraq more than two years ago, joined the protesters in hailing the outcome of Tuesday’s elections and chanting ‘Stop the War’ outside the White House gate.

“‘They have to take (the petitions); it’s our First Amendment right,’ said Sheehan, who waited about 15 minutes at the gate with other protesters before tossing the petitions over the fence. ‘It was taking too long for them to decide whether to accept them or not, so we just delivered them.’…

“…Wednesday’s protest came as Republicans lost control of the House and the White House announced the resignation of Defense Secretary Donald Rumsfeld. ‘He’s being offered as a sacrificial lamb,’ said Sheehan, adding that she would not stop protesting until American forces are out of Iraq…

“…Sheehan and other protesters said the outcome of Tuesday’s House race – and the gains in the Senate – indicated that Americans are questioning the costs of U.S. military actions in both Iraq and Afghanistan. The petitions tossed over the White House fence were presented as an open letter to Bush and Vice President Dick Cheney, opposing use of military force to resolve the dispute over Iran’s nuclear program.

‘Iran does not possess nuclear weapons, just as Iraq did not possess nuclear weapons,’ the petitions said. A U.S. Park Police spokesman said officers moved the protesters away from gates near Secret Service guard stations, but there were no arrests.”

If you have not yet signed the petition, you still can at www.dontattackiran.org.

You can also sign one addressed to Congress (which might even listen to you) at
www.peace-action.org/Iranpetition.html

Late Wednesday afternoon Cindy decided to lead a sit-in right in front of the White House, and then – finally — the Park Service arrested her. The Associated Press changed the lede to its article to read as follows:

“Activist Cindy Sheehan was arrested Wednesday as she led about 50 protesters to a White House gate to deliver anti-war petitions.”

Not quite accurate. The petitions had been delivered several hours before the arrest. But what the heck, it probably got more editors to pick up the story. Thanks, again, Cindy!

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It’s Just About Winning

Maybe that’s a serious failing of our society: the urge to switch sides if you’re losing, instead of having the courage of your convictions. It is singularly uninteresting that this man would consider scorning the Repugnicans because he lost.

Chafee Considers Leaving GOP
By MICHELLE R. SMITH, AP

PROVIDENCE, R.I. (Nov. 10) – Two days after losing a bid for a second term, Sen. Lincoln Chafee said he was unsure whether he would remain a Republican.

Chafee lost to Democrat Sheldon Whitehouse in a race seen as a referendum on President Bush and the GOP. On Thursday, he was asked whether he would stick with the Republican Party or become an independent or Democrat.

“I haven’t made any decisions. I just haven’t even thought about where my place is,” Chafee said at a news conference. When pressed on whether his comments indicated he might leave the GOP, he replied: “That’s fair.”

Chafee, 53, is a lifelong Republican who has represented Rhode Island for seven years. His father held the same seat for 23 years before that.

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Now, THIS Is Interesting

And it is probably a gross exaggeration of the threat. But at least there is an acknowledgement that the Muslim world may have a beef, whereas such an admission would never appear in the American MSM.

“THE INTERNATIONAL TERRORIST THREAT TO THE UK”

SPEECH BY THE DIRECTOR GENERAL OF THE SECURITY SERVICE, DAME ELIZA MANNINGHAM-BULLER, AT QUEEN MARY’S COLLEGE, LONDON, 9 NOVEMBER 2006

I have been Director General of the Security Service (MI5) since 2002. Before that I was Deputy Director General for five years. During that time, and before, I have witnessed a steady increase in the terrorist threat to the UK. It has been the subject of much comment and controversy. I rarely speak in public. I prefer to avoid the limelight and get on with my job. But today, I want to set out my views on the realities of the terrorist threat facing the UK in 2006; what motivates those who pose that threat; and what my Service is doing, with others, to counter it.

I speak not as a politician, nor as a pundit, but as someone who has been an intelligence professional for 32 years.

Five years on from 9/11, where are we? Speaking in August, Deputy Assistant Commissioner Peter Clarke, the head of the Anti-Terrorist Branch of the Metropolitan Police, described the threat to the UK from Al-Qaida-related terrorism as “real, here, deadly and enduring”. Only last week the Home Secretary said the threat will be “enduring – the struggle will be long and wide and deep.” Let me describe more fully why I think they said that.

We now know that the first Al-Qaida-related plot against the UK was the one we discovered and disrupted in November 2000 in Birmingham. A British citizen is currently serving a long prison sentence for plotting to detonate a large bomb in the UK. Let there be no doubt about this: the international terrorist threat to this country is not new. It began before Iraq, before Afghanistan, and before 9/11.

In the years after 9/11, with atrocities taking place in Madrid, Casablanca, Bali, Istanbul and elsewhere, terrorists plotted to mount a string of attacks in the UK, but were disrupted. This run of domestic success was interrupted tragically in London in July 2005. Since then, the combined efforts of my Service, the police, SIS and GCHQ have thwarted a further five major conspiracies in the UK, saving many hundreds (possibly even thousands) of lives.

Last month the Lord Chancellor said that there were a total of 99 defendants awaiting trial in 34 cases. Of course the presumption of innocence applies and the law dictates that nothing must be said or done which might prejudice the right of a defendant to receive a fair trial. You will understand therefore that I can say no more on these matters.

What I can say is that today, my officers and the police are working to contend with some 200 groupings or networks, totalling over 1600 identified individuals (and there will be many we don’t know) who are actively engaged in plotting, or facilitating, terrorist acts here and overseas. The extremists are motivated by a sense of grievance and injustice driven by their interpretation of the history between the West and the Muslim world. This view is shared, in some degree, by a far wider constituency. If the opinion polls conducted in the UK since July 2005 are only broadly accurate, over 100,000 of our citizens consider that the July 2005 attacks in London were justified.

What we see at the extreme end of the spectrum are resilient networks, some directed from Al-Qaida in Pakistan, some more loosely inspired by it, planning attacks including mass casualty suicide attacks in the UK. Today we see the use of home-made improvised explosive devices; tomorrow’s threat may include the use of chemicals, bacteriological agents, radioactive materials and even nuclear technology. More and more people are moving from passive sympathy towards active terrorism through being radicalised or indoctrinated by friends, families, in organised training events here and overseas, by images on television, through chat rooms and websites on the Internet.

The propaganda machine is sophisticated and Al-Qaida itself says that 50% of its war is conducted through the media. In Iraq, attacks are regularly videoed and the footage downloaded onto the Internet within 30 minutes. Virtual media teams then edit the result, translate it into English and many other languages, and package it for a worldwide audience. And, chillingly, we see the results here. Young teenagers being groomed to be suicide bombers.

We are aware of numerous plots to kill people and to damage our economy. What do I mean by numerous? Five? Ten? No, nearer thirty – that we know of. These plots often have links back to Al-Qaida in Pakistan and through those links Al-Qaida gives guidance and training to its largely British foot soldiers here on an extensive and growing scale. And it is not just the UK of course. Other countries also face a new terrorist threat: from Spain to France to Canada and Germany.

A word on proportionality. My Service and the police have occasionally been accused of hype and lack of perspective or worse, of deliberately stirring up fear. It is difficult to argue that there are not worse problems facing us, for example climate change… and of course far more people are killed each year on the roads than die through terrorism. It is understandable that people are reluctant to accept assertions that do not always appear to be substantiated. It is right to be sceptical about intelligence. I shall say more about that later.

We have added the emphasis above. Read the rest of her address here.

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It’s Foodie Friday !!

And this is a monstrous menu for what is typically a large gathering. If you hadn’t figured it out yet, these recipes are coming from an unpublished book. This is one I have particular pride for, as it really did happen just as I describe in the head notes. This will give you a couple of weeks to prepare for it, if you decide you’d like to try this very different take on a traditional American theme.

A Mexican-Flavoured Thanksgiving (23 November 2000)

This is quite a blend of flavours, textures, and wonderful inspiration for an unusual Thanksgiving feast. And since this book is about Feasting, it is appropriate for me to include it here. You could include mashed potatoes (add roasted garlic or chile) as part of this menu.

There were seven of us for this feast: Mom, Rebecca and Cam, Laureen (half Mexican – I hope she doesn’t mind that I have said so), Randall, and Carolyn and me. I actually went to Mom’s house the Saturday before Thanksgiving to help around her house a bit and to prepare for the Thursday meal. I baked the cornbread for the stuffing on Tuesday, and put the chipotle soup base, cranberry chutney and ancho-honey glaze together on Wednesday. Since we normally have a three hour drive to get to Mom’s house, I otherwise would have prepared the soup (without corn or shrimp), the glaze for the turkey, the chutney, and the stuffing the day before we would have left (22 November 2000). The result was stunning. If you want to bother with this set of rather complex recipes, I guarantee you will be astonished. In the year 2000, I believe the word is “Awesome!”

I wrote this entire menu before my Grandson Sunny’s birthday, 14 November, also my birthday. Sunny is the more important one of us, since he must carry on with a new mandate in a difficult time. Sunny turned 9 and I turned 50.

I want to acknowledge the November 2000 issue of Bon Appétit and Olga Egly – both inspired ideas you see here. It is what I term ‘adaptation.’ Cam also made Sweet Potato Empanadas (page 311) for the original feast in 2000. The menu was repeated on 12 October 2002 for Family and is precisely as advertised: stunning !!!

Shrimp, Corn and Chipotle Soup

2 tablespoons grapeseed oil
2 medium shallots, minced
2 cloves garlic, minced
1 tablespoon fresh ground cumin
Fresh-ground peppercorns to taste
1/2 cup Chardonnay wine
3 to 3-1/2 cups chicken stock, low-fat, no salt
2 teaspoons chipotle adobo purée (I make my own – see the Original book)
4 ears of fresh yellow corn, kernels removed
1 pound fresh, medium shrimp, shelled and rinsed
Salt to taste
1/4 cup fresh chopped parsley
Sour cream (optional)

In a 4-quart pot, heat the oil. Add the shallots, stirring for a minute, then the garlic, cumin and pepper. When it “smells right,” add the wine. Reduce for a couple of minutes (until the alcohol smell is gone), then add the stock and stir in the adobo. When the stock begins to simmer, add the corn, bring back to a simmer and slow cook the corn kernels for about 20 minutes, then add the cleaned shrimp and salt to taste, simmering just until the shrimp are pink.

Serve in hot bowls, garnished with the fresh parsley. If you find the soup too spicy, it helps to add a dollop of sour cream.

Cranberry, Pomegranate and Ginger Chutney

Since I believe cranberry sauce should be tart to accompany your Thanksgiving dinner with Family and Friends, I have minimized the sugar content. I hope you like this – we did. Because we realized how much was there, we froze half of it; the other half was half eaten by Sunday morning (I ate the final 2 teaspoons as part of my effort to straighten up Mom’s refrigerator before we left for home). That is quite a few cranberries per person. Something interesting happens with this sauce when saved (frozen) for a year – it changes colour from cranberry red to a mixture of cranberry red and pomegranate red. For what it’s worth, the new colour, after a year, is astonishing – kinda fluorescent chartreuse, but not exactly. The flavour is unaffected.

1 pound fresh cranberries (we like Pacific Northwest)
Fresh grated ginger, a half-inch diameter by 2-inch long piece (substitute 1-2 tablespoons of powdered ginger, depending on your taste)
1 cup fresh orange juice
Juice of one fresh lime and one fresh lemon (deseeded)
1/3 to 1/2 cup mesquite honey (depending on sweet-tooth)
2 fresh pomegranates, cut in half and seeds removed to a small bowl

Place the cranberries and ginger into a small pot, adding the juices and honey. Heat very slowly until it turns to a chutney consistency, about 1-1/2 to 2 hours. Press the pomegranate seeds into a strainer with a wooden spoon to extract as much juice as possible, then mix it thoroughly into the cranberry chutney and simmer for no more than one minute. Set aside in a proper bowl, let cool, cover it, and put in the refrigerator.

Smoked Barbequed Turkey with Ancho-Honey Glaze and Mushroom-Cornbread Stuffing

This one is quite complex, so roll up your sleeves, get ready for a bunch of work for several hours, and know at the end that this will be a huge contribution to a Family feast.

Mushroom-Cornbread Stuffing

About 2-1/2 cups fresh, but day-old cornbread, crumbled
4 tablespoons garlic butter *
1/4 cup dried porcini mushrooms, rehydrated **
1 fresh portabello mushroom, cleaned and chopped
1 cup white “regular” mushrooms, sliced
2 tablespoons olive oil
8 shallots, minced
6 cloves Italian garlic, minced
1/2 cup chopped almonds
1-1/2 teaspoons each sage and thyme
2 teaspoons celery salt
1 tablespoon hot mustard powder
Pepper to taste

Place the cornbread in a large bowl. To rehydrate the porcini mushrooms, pour almost boiling water over them in a small bowl and let them soak for about 1 hour. Drain them well and chop them a little (1/2-inch pieces).

Add the garlic butter to a hot sauté pan and toss in the chopped portabello mushroom. Sauté on medium heat for 3 to 4 minutes, then add the button and porcini mushrooms, stirring frequently, until all of them are just turning golden brown. Cool them and add them to the cornbread bowl.

Put olive oil in hot pan, adding first the shallots, then a couple of minutes later, the garlic and almonds. Also add the herbs and spices, including fresh ground pepper, and stir well. After aroma is created, let the mixture cool and add sauté pan contents to cornbread.

After thoroughly mixing the stuffing, give it a taste and adjust the seasonings.

* Note: To make garlic butter, simply place 1/4 cup of butter in a small saucepan and add two minced garlic cloves. Heat it gently until the garlic flavour infuses the butter, about 5 to 12 minutes on lowest heat. You’ll smell it when it’s time.

** Note: I actually used three fresh boletus species [”Blue-Staining Boletus,” or Suillus caerulescens, the botanical name] mushrooms from Mom’s large yard in Port Angeles – they have a rich, earthy flavour close to commercial porcini. Be certain you know what you are doing if you use wild mushrooms, as there are potentially poisonous results ….

Quite a few diners had a healthy taste of the stuffing before it went into the turkey. The comments were universally positive and complementary. It is probably “a good thing” (thanks, Martha).

Smoked Barbequed Turkey

14 to 16 pound turkey, the best you can find

The Glaze

3 to 4 ancho chiles (depending on size)
1-1/2 cups not quite boiling bottled water
1/8 cup mesquite honey
1 tablespoon fresh-ground, toasted cumin seed
Fresh-ground pepper and salt to taste

Remove stems and seeds from chiles. Place into a large enough bowl and pour very hot water over them, ensuring they stay submerged. Soak for 30 to 45 minutes, turning a couple of times until they are completely softened. Place chiles into a blender with just enough soaking water (a few tablespoons) to make a paste. Remove to a bowl and add the other ingredients, combining thoroughly. Set aside.

The Baste

1 cup (or so) butter or margarine
Juice of 2 or 3 fresh lemons, seeds removed
4 Italian garlic cloves, minced (substitute 1 elephant garlic clove)
1 tablespoon sweet Hungarian paprika (or ancho powder for a little more spice)
Salt and pepper to taste

Melt butter with lemon juice, stirring in the garlic, paprika and salt and pepper, until just steaming a little bit. Use a high-quality basting brush to mix the ingredients and to baste the turkey, ensuring you do not have distasteful little hairs on the turkey while it smokes.

The Turkey

Clean the turkey and reserve the gizzard, heart and neck for stock (see below), which will be a very important step in this menu, while you get the large Weber kettle barbeque started. When the stuffing is prepared and your glaze is ready, then you can ask your Sister or Mom to finish the turkey thingie. This entails first evenly spreading the glaze under the turkey skin over the breast and thigh meat, then stuffing the turkey with the cornbread dressing, and finally trussing the turkey and sewing or pinning the cavity closed.

Start soaking 1-1/2 to 2 cups of chunky hickory wood chips in a large enough bowl, covered with very hot water. Using 5 to 7 pounds of briquets or mesquite charcoal, get the fire going right in the center of the kettle. When the coals are going really well, but not necessarily all greyed, spread them evenly to the edges of the kettle. I use Mom’s ash shovel when I am there. Make a drip pan with aluminum foil and nestle it into the centre of the fire. Be quite careful about how you place the drip pan so you will be able to utilize the drippings later for gravy. Be sure to wash your hands well after playing with the charcoal and so forth ….

Just before you place the bird in the barbeque, evenly spread two-thirds of the wet hickory chips over the hot coals. Again, be careful not to stir up ash so your drip pan stays pristine.

The stuffed and trussed turkey should be cooked breast down, but first on one side, then the other in the first hour (in other words, 1/2 hour for each breast). Every time it is turned, it should be basted. I recommend a slightly hotter fire (about 375 to 400° F.) in the first part of cooking. This will seal the juices inside the bird. In the second hour, the bird should be positioned back down, breast up. The remaining cooking time (count on about 15 – 20 minutes per pound), you should slow the fire a fair bit (about 300 to 325° F.) and the bird should be breast up and covered with foil in the last hour or two of cooking to prevent scorching, but be sure to turn it at least once more to get a nice even roast over the entire bird.

In other words, you don’t know for sure how long the turkey will be in the barbeque; therefore, you may need to make adjustments to the baste recipe (you may simply need more), the number of times it’s turned, the temperature of the kettle, the roasting times, and the amount of wood chips. The longer the smoke lasts, the stronger the smoked flavour.

The Stock

2 tablespoons grapeseed oil
1 small Spanish onion, diced
2 cloves Italian garlic, minced
Neck, heart and gizzard from the turkey
3 cups water
Salt and pepper to taste

Heat the grapeseed oil in a 4-cup saucepan and when it’s hot, add the turkey parts. Brown the neck, heart and gizzard on all sides, then add the garlic and onion stirring all well. After about 5 minutes, reduce the heat to low. When all the turkey is browned well and the onions are transparent, add the water, salt and pepper. Simmer slowly while the turkey cooks.

When you are ready to prepare the gravy, strain this stock.

The Gravy

Drippings from the turkey, defatted
About 1-1/2 cups turkey stock per above instructions
Salt and pepper to taste
2 tablespoons flour, mixed with milk to make a smooth emulsion

If you were careful enough the way you placed your drip pan and if you were careful adding more charcoal or chips (if you needed to), you can make use of the drippings in the barbeque. I carefully dipped out the drippings with a large spoon directly into a new saucepan; when I got back into the kitchen, I skimmed two-thirds of the fat. As an alternative, you can finish the last hour of cooking in your oven with the turkey in a roasting pan so you have good drippings with which to work.

You can either use a fresh pot or the roasting pan to make your gravy. Starting with the drippings, heat the pan to a fairly high heat, adding all but 1 cup of the turkey stock you have made as the drippings heat. Reduce to about half to two-thirds the volume to concentrate the flavours, adding salt and pepper to taste as the gravy is simmering.

Reduce the heat and slowly stir in the emulsion of milk and flour, simmering for just 2 or 3 minutes until the mixture is creamy and smooth. You can also add one tablespoon of butter to make the gravy glisten. Keep it warm as you carve the turkey.

Vegetable Calabacitas

4 ears fresh yellow corn, cleaned of husk and silk
2 tablespoons olive oil
2 large, fresh poblano chiles, seeded, stemmed, then sliced
1 medium Spanish onion, quartered and sliced into rings
3 fresh zucchini squash (6 to 7-inch), cleaned and sliced
2 tablespoons fresh ground cumin
1 tablespoon ancho chile powder
1 tablespoon dried Mexican oregano
Salt and pepper to taste
1 cup of the turkey stock you made

Place the corn cobs into a large pot and cover with water. Bring to a boil, reduce the heat and simmer for about 20 to 25 minutes. Remove the kernels from the cobs after you have drained them and they have cooled. Set aside.

Heat the olive oil in a large sauté pan. When it’s heated, add the onion and chiles. Cook it for about 5 to 7 minutes, stirring well periodically, then add the zucchini slices and spices. Sauté for about 5 minutes, stirring constantly to incorporate all the spices, then add the stock and reserved corn. After the vegetables begin to simmer, turn off the heat and place it into a serving bowl, and keep it warm until dinner.

Your turkey better be finished, the gravy should be prepared, and you’re ready to serve this meal.

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Don’t Stop Now

Remember, the process started two days ago on election day. Please don’t stop now. This is a pretty snappy tune, calling for a little more celebratory dancin’ from US …

h/t Epistemic Ingemination and Lissa Hattersley

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