The Christian Right : Our Founding Fathers Would be Appalled

George Washington, the Father of our Country, is memorialized in marble — totally ready to toga — on the U.S. Capitol grounds (circa 1899). The statue is now in the Smithsonian. Photo from the Library of Congress / Boston College Magazine.

Today’s Christian fundamentalists would have
Despised Washington, Franklin, and crew

By Harvey Wasserman / The Rag Blog / February 13, 2010

“God made the idiot for practice, and then He made the school board.” —Mark Twain

Tomorrow’s New York Times Sunday Magazine highlights yet another mob of extremists using the Texas school board to baptize our children’s textbooks.

This endless, ever-angry escalating assault on our Constitution by crusading theocrats could be obliterated with the effective incantation of two names: Benjamin Franklin, and Deganawidah.

But first, let’s do some history:

  1. Actual Founder-Presidents #2 through #6 — John Adams, Thomas Jefferson, James Madison, James Monroe and John Quincy Adams — were all freethinking Deists and Unitarians; what Christian precepts they embraced were moderate, tolerant, and open-minded.
  2. Actual Founder-President #1, George Washington, became an Anglican as required for original military service under the British, and occasionally quoted scripture. But he vehemently opposed any church-state union. In a 1790 letter to the Jews of Truro, he wrote: The “Government of the United States, which gives to bigotry no sanction, to persecution no assistances, requires only that they who live under its protection, should demean themselves as good citizens.” A 1796 treaty he signed says “the government of the United States of America is not, in any sense, founded on the Christian religion.” Washington rarely went to church and by some accounts refused last religious rites.
  3. Washington was also the nation’s leading brewer, and since most Americans drank much beer (water could be lethal in the cities) they regularly trembled before the keg, not the altar. Like Washington, Jefferson, and Madison, virtually all American farmers raised hemp and its variations.
  4. Jefferson produced a personal Bible from which he edited out all reference to the “miraculous” from the life of Jesus, whom he considered both an activist and a mortal.
  5. Tom Paine’s Common Sense sparked the Revolution with nary a mention of Jesus or Christianity. His Deist Creator established the laws of Nature, endowed humans with Free Will, then left.
  6. The Constitution never mentions the words “Christian” or “Jesus” or “Christ.”
  7. Revolutionary America was filled with Christians whose commitment to toleration and diversity was completely adverse to the violent, racist, misogynist, anti-sex theocratic Puritans whose “City on the Hill” meant a totalitarian state. Inspirational preachers like Rhode Island’s Roger Williams and religious groups like the Quakers envisioned a nation built on tolerance and love for all.
  8. The U.S. was founded less on Judeo-Christian beliefs than on the Greco-Roman love for dialog and reason. There are no contemporary portraits of any Founder wearing a crucifix or church garb. But Washington was famously painted half-naked in the buff toga of the Roman Republic, which continues to inspire much of our official architecture.
  9. The great guerrilla fighter (and furniture maker) Ethan Allen was an aggressive atheist; his beliefs were common among the farmers, sailors, and artisans who were the backbone of Revolutionary America.
  10. America’s most influential statesman, thinker, writer, agitator, publisher, citizen-scientist and proud liberal libertine was — and remains — Benjamin Franklin. He was at the heart of the Declaration, Constitution, and Treaty of Paris ending the Revolution. The ultimate Enlightenment icon, Franklin’s Deism embraced a pragmatic love of diversity. As early America’s dominant publisher he, Paine, and Jefferson printed the intellectual soul of the new nation.
  11. Franklin deeply admired the Ho-de-no-sau-nee (Iroquois) Confederacy of what’s now upstate New York. Inspired by the legendary peacemaker Deganawidah, this democratic congress of five tribes had worked “better than the British Parliament” for more than two centuries. It gave us the model for our federal structure and the images of freedom and equality that inspired both the French and American Revolutions.

It’s no accident today’s fundamentalist crusaders and media bloviators (Rev. Limbaugh, St. Beck) seek to purge our children’s texts of all native images except as they are being forceably converted or killed.

Today’s fundamentalists would have DESPISED the actual Founders. Franklin’s joyous, amply reciprocated love of women would evoke their limitless rage. Jefferson’s paternities with his slave mistress Sally Hemings, Paine’s attacks on the priesthood, Hamilton’s bastardly philandering, the grassroots scorn for organized religion — all would draw howls of righteous right-wing rage.

Which may be why theocratic fundamentalists are so desperate to sanitize and fictionalize what’s real about our history.

God forbid our children should know of American Christians who embraced the Sermon on the Mount and renounced the Book of Revelations… or natives who established democracy on American soil long before they saw the first European… or actual Founders who got drunk, high, and laid on their way to writing the Constitution.

Faith-based tyranny is anti-American. So are dishonest textbooks. It’s time to fight them both.

[Harvey Wasserman’s History of the United States is at, along with Passions of the Potsmoking Patriots by “Thomas Paine.” This article is written in honor of the spirit of Howard Zinn.]

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5 Responses to The Christian Right : Our Founding Fathers Would be Appalled

  1. You got that right Harvey. The Founding Fathers went out of their way to keep religion and government separated. Today, they would be labeled “anti-god”…and probably liberal, commie, socialist radicals. And if they had lost the war, they would be terrorists.

  2. Fed up says:

    I agree with this article. What I don’t get is the motion of all this…I mean, is someone trying to restore fuedalism? Because, you know, state religion, which the Founding fathers, Americans, overthrew basically, is the form of rule for fuedalism, which is basically sharecropping. I do hear some very right wing Catholics I know saying they want to go back to nature or something like that, back to before Elizabeth I. They really hate her.

    Our economy, however, is not that; its more like some kind of global South Africa, where the work is done in bantustans like China on terms and conditions of migrant industrial labor, a world first, and the owners and consumers live in Johannesburg, (the USA and Europe).

    The way I see it, either China is going to have to stop the migrant labor, or the rest of he world will have to do it too.

    What the hell is that? Its not exactly capitalism, or if it is, it gives new meaning to the word “free” labor!!!

  3. kulic(josh) says:

    thanks, that was a nice read. reminds me of Pynchon’s book “Mason & Dixon” also “Against the Day.”

    And that movie Disappearances (at which was Zinn). About Vermont/Quebec actually. kind of atmospheric similarity with this post.

  4. Anonymous says:

    from Christian Right …

    6. The Constitution never mentions the words “Christian” or “Jesus” or “Christ.”

    … AND never mentioned Islam, Sharia, Mohammed, or Muslim … AND never mentions Mexicans or queers … all of which todays government finds holy.

  5. RayGarton says:

    Anonymous — I think it’s very telling that you posted as “Anonymous.” I wouldn’t want my name on that post, either. At least you’re aware of the fact that it’s shameful and despicable — aware enough not to put your name on it — but I suspect that awareness is not enough to change you.

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